
Greetings from Boise, Idaho to all 'my' fans!
~No, I don't know that he actually said that, but he's vain enough to have...lmao~
What a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive.
Let's recap, shall we? This blog used to belong to Ronald Patrick Arlt.
Who is that, you say? Well, you might have known him as:
Jake
Captain Tanner Scott
d-boyjake
jakejakejake
Jake Arlt
Jake Hunter
....or God only knows by what else.
2. He's taken an RPG to the chest; shrapnel to the nuts; has burns on his legs from a helo going down spraying jet fuel on him.
3. On this website, he delivered a baby in Afghanistan. Not that big of a deal until he spins a tale about her not having a head (seems it was blown off) and calling it a 'coffin birth.'
4. He's had cancer.
5. He's comitted suicide.
6. He's been an officer in the US Army; along with being a 'D-boy;' an enlisted E-6 infantryman; has spent 17 years in; medically discharged; rejoined after 9/11 and of course this year he 'died' overseas in the War on Terror.
7. Has been a professional paintball player.
8. Has lots of money despite driving POS cars and living in neighborhoods where mugging is a way of life.
9. Has been diagnosed with EDS.
When this debaucle plays itself out to the end, I'll reveal my identity and my sources...but, for now I have to keep my cards close to my chest. But make no mistake, I still have cards left to play.